Sebastian Malloy

Don’t Be the Asshole

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Nearly the only time the phone rings at the post office is when someone is calling to complain. When that happens, I do my best to listen and try to solve their problem.

Unless you call and are an asshole. Insulting me (for problems I didn’t cause) or yelling at me (because you’re a baby) means that I’m far less likely to want to help you, and will put so incredibly less energy into trying to solve your problem.

Don’t be the asshole.

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