Sebastian Malloy

Raise Your Hand If You’re Not a Fascist

After watching that shameful display in the White House today, where the Felon In Chief further illustrated what a vile and despicable troglodyte he is, I’d just like to point out to everyone in really any part of the globe that at this point in history you can either be one of two things:

  1. A fascist.
  2. Not a fascist.

If you’re not a fascist, then hello! I automatically think you’re a better human being than those people who said they are! I don’t even know you personally, but I can guarantee that you have more to offer this world than those low-life, hateful, evil fascist turds. Non-fascists get cookies in my house. Non-fascists get help moving furniture. Non-fascists can borrow books off my bookshelves.

If you’re a fascist, get the fuck off my blog.

(There are actually more than two things you can be in this world: you can be racist, or not; you can be misogynistic, or not; you can be transphobic, or not; you can be a Nazi, or not.)

(If you’re any of those things, you can also get the fuck off my blog.)

(More cookies for the rest of us who aren’t malignant trash goblins.)

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