Sebastian Malloy

Alas, Poor Chicks

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Just a quick note to say that you are allowed to overnight chicks and ducklings through the mail in order to ship them from hatcheries to buyers, but when your “overnight” turns into “four days later,” you end up with a box of dead chicks and dead ducklings.

Anyway, happy Friday, I guess.

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