Sebastian Malloy

Oh Sure, NOW I Feel Safe

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Apparently a Federal Court has said that it’s now okay for people to bring guns into the post office as long as they are “law-abiding citizens.”

As a postal worker, this makes me feel [sarcasm] SO MUCH SAFER [end sarcasm].

(Actually, there is no end to my sarcasm.)

(Also, a special note was made to remind postal workers that THEY are not allowed to bring guns into the office.)

(I don’t own any guns, Because I’m a dirty pinko Commie and not a true patriot.)

(I’m not a true patriot.)

(I do love parentheticals, however.)

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